quinta-feira, 3 de julho de 2008

MGA: Metal Gear Awesome!

Words are simply insufficient to describe the colossal sense of WIN which this game engenders in fans of the MGS saga, therefore the only useful response is a visual representation of said fans' reactions:


FUCKING WIN!!! This shit is awesome! It is made of WIN and GOD! (and yes, that's me in the photo)

Yeah, I know I've used the sentence above more than a couple of times already, but really, it couldn't describe MGS4 more properly. This game is the shit! This is next-gen! The current generation is filled with great games, that's undeniable (unlike what some people say...), but lets be honest, despite prettier graphics most of them don't really feel like their the next generation of games, bur rather the same old games with just new make-up. This game, on the contrary, is next-gen in everything it does, and it would be simple impossible to do without the modern hardware.

Yes, this is so far the pinnacle of HD gaming, and is more than enough reason to buy a PS3 just for it. No, I'm not insane, I just fucking love the game! The graphics are just "OMG awesome". The animations? Even better. Gameplay? Just fantastic, still fresh even after 4 games and polished up to near perfection. Sound? Unbelievably good. And story? The story is the best damn part! We get to see practically every character from the series again (except the dead ones, obviously) and finally we have answers for the questions that tormented us for so much time! What happened to Olga's daughter? Why the fuck is Vamp apparently immortal? And why the hell does Snake look older than my granpa? Patience, young padawan, for all this will be answered in this most excellent of sequels.

So, what the hell are you doing here reading this? Go play the damn game. Now!

Just for the record, I'm not finished yet, I just reached Act 3, so be careful with spoilers when commenting, ok? :)

18 comentários:

FUNNYMAN disse...

I don't know about you, but I was unexpectedly turned on by the boss battles in this game. Is that unnatural?

gnome disse...

I, on the other hand, got turned by the mere mention of the word "patriots". Oh, dear.

dxvolt disse...

You're fuckin gorgeous ;D

NebachadnezzaR disse...

@funnyman, yeah, me too. I mean, gorgeous babes in tight suits? Who wouldn't be turned on by that?

@gnome, lol :P

@dxvolt, yeah, I know! xD

Junlee disse...

Just letting you know, Act 3 is quite the change up, and the end video will blow you away!

Have fun! :D

FUNNYMAN disse...

High 5 buddy! My point exactly. The way those women would walk towards Snake made me drop the drink from my hand.

fatherkrishna disse...

I can't believe I traded the chance of owning a PS3 for owning a lap top.

Dang! That was such a mistake...

FUNNYMAN disse...

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that you disliked Otacon crying like a pussy every second.

Junlee disse...

I can't even hate on Otacon...him and Naomi got it ON!!! lol!

NebachadnezzaR disse...

@Father, I only bought the PS3 because of MGS4 and its dvd upscaling/blu-ray player capabilities, so if you don't appreciate Mr. Kojima's masterpiece I don't many reasons for you to get a PS3. My main next-gen platform is still the 360 :)

NebachadnezzaR disse...

@funnyman, lol. Yeah, it was a bit annoying, specially because he already cried like a baby because of Sniper Wolf and Emma before (ok, I have to admit, I cried because of Emma too, she was just so damn cute...), I thought he was tougher by now. Anyway, I would cry too after having a taste of that fine piece of ass and then losing it forever...

FUNNYMAN disse...

Neba, you have to keep in mind that father only enjoys mediocre games like Blacksite: Area 51. He always dismisses the great games.

About the whole crying thing, I only shed tears when Gray Fox died. There wasn't anything in any other Metal Gear game (including Guns of the Patriots) that made me break down. The only other time where I cried was at the end of disc 1 of Final Fantasy 7.

fatherkrishna disse...

"Neba, you have to keep in mind that father only enjoys mediocre games like Blacksite: Area 51. He always dismisses the great games."

I know you're only yanking my chain Funnyman, but did I not pay homage to COD4, Gears Of War and Bioshock? What about RE4? What about God Of War 2? Eh? EH? EH?

TartarugaG disse...

Yup my friend Neba this game is the real big time awesomeness shit! :-D

WTF! I’m writhing in English, but thinking in Portuguese, this must be some kind of weird Metal Gear Solid Virus, or maybe is just Liquid Snake controlling my brain. Well fuck it…

Your blog is very nice, but put some cream dude lol!

NebachadnezzaR disse...

TGenial, how fucking awesome to see you here! :D

Be careful with the mind-control thing, you never know when Psycho Mantis is pulling some strings...

Cream? What cream?

TartarugaG disse...

The awesome and super special cream of the all mighty macho men Zézé Camarinha, you look very white on the picture dude hehehe! :-P

Check my pixilated blog Neba, it's still very poor in content, but hey it's my fucking blog, and that's awesome!

http://pixelthumb.blogspot.com/

DEITRIX disse...

Last 3 minutes with any of the boses 2nd part- after they shed the armor, and they will pose all erotic for you to take pictures...

Like crazy positions and all.

;)

FUNNYMAN disse...

When the Beauty and the Beast get into those provocative poses, you the Playboy. It is the only solution.